ANDY CHAPMAN INTERVIEW

Location: St. Louis, Mo.
Age: 24
Occupation: Sales and Product
manager here at Tree

Describe the worst haircut you’ve ever had.
I had a half head were half of your head is shaved and the other half is real long and you comb the long half over the shaved half its pretty much a huge comb over at the time it was the coolest thing ever but now I think about it and laugh.

If you had a signature frame, what would you call it?
Andylicios Delicious and Nutritious

Which other BMX team would you most like to challenge to a wrestling match?
Maybe Mirraco because there’s no
way I could ever beat any of them
on a bike in any way but I'm a
pretty good wrestler and I think I
could take them down. That reminds
me of one day at Woodward when
we had a St. Louis vs. Ohio
wrestling match of course St. Louis prevailed but I didn’t realize till I
got home that St. Louis was a city
and Ohio was a state so we really
kicked their ass.

What’s your best move off of a
diving board? Front 3

What trick have you always wanted
to see get done? Bike Varial not the body one the one were you throw
your bike around.

What is your spirit animal? Not
Sure Something Tuff But Nice
like a Unicorn maybe.

What is the weirdest thing you
have ever seen Sam do?
Man this is a hard one, Sam does
lots of crazy stuff so I'll tell you
a story that won’t embarrass him
to much. Well Sam's really in
to juicing and blending stuff pretty
much whatever he can fit in that machine is getting juiced and he’s
eating it this means that no part of anything gets wasted like peels or
seeds he just throws them in. Well
one time he juiced a bunch of
oranges and of course he juiced the
peels to and after he drank it he
started wigging out. I guess you’re
not supposed to juice orange peels because they have a hallucinogenic
or something in them.

What are your hobbies outside
of BMX? You are not allowed to
say photography or skateboarding.
Beer, poker, computers, movies,
site seeing

Have you ever eaten something out
of a trash can? What was it? How
did it taste?
There’s this place in St. Louis that
has something called the magical dumpster it’s like a bakery outlet
store. Anyways the dumpster out
back is filled with packaged donuts
and muffins and cookies and stuff.
We go there and feast on sugar its
soooo good.

What is your most prized possession?
This trophy I got it’s a plaque with a horse shoe spray painted gold.

What was the most trouble you ever
got into in school?
Back in 9th grade I was in class and
at the time this girl got in trouble for doing a bad deed to another
individual in the bathroom. Anyways very touchy subject at the school so when the girl finally came back to
class with the principal, me being
the little hellion that I was, I yelled
out ha ha you suck penis.
Well I got in more trouble than the
girl did they were going to expel me from the entire year for saying penis
and they weren’t going to give me
any credits for the whole year. Then
my dad came into school and was
going to beat up the principal so I
just got 10 days suspension instead.

Do you personally know anyone
who has genitalia Tattooed on their body?
Yea my buddy jay has a tattoo of a vagina on his arm and sometimes
when he wrecks it’s that time of the month.

If the entire Tree Team was dead
tired, in the van, hundreds of miles
away from home. Who would you
trust to drive all night to get you
home?
Who would be the first to fall asleep
at the wheel?
Give me a red bull and I'll drive till
I die but if I had to trust anyone
else it would be Walter. Cole
would definitely fall asleep first.

Tell me something funny about one
of your parents.
My Dad Rodeed for Kiss

What are you going to name your autobiography?
Bikes Beer and B******

How many times have you been to
the emergency room? Way to many

What is the strangest thing you
have ever eaten?
This jackfruit spikey thing that sam
gave me. It has spikes all over it
and you can't even hold it in your
hands and when you crack the
thing open with a hammer it has
this yellow custard like stuff inside.
The stuff inside smells so bad that in countrys where the fruit is popular
they actually have signs that say no
jackfruit eating in this area.

Who is your favorite fictional
character from any movie, book, television show, play, puppet show, video game, etc?
I really like Beavis and Butthead

What’s the worst job you have
ever had? Osi

What is your favorite food?
There's to many to name but I guess pizza is up there on the list.

What is your least favorite food? Sourkraut

Who is your celebrity crush?
Well the hottest girl in the world
is my girlfriend but before I met
her I was into Natalie Portman

Have you ever been attacked by a
wild animal?
Yeah a pack of blood sucking
mosquitos in Canada