
COLE TODOROVICH
INTERVIEW
Location: St. Louis, Mo.
Age: 24
Occupation: History major at
Webster University
Have you ever been attacked by
a wild animal?
I was on a street ride once and
got dive bombed by a goose, right
after I had said I wasn’t scared of
them. I had to get off my bike and
run away.
Describe the worst haircut you’ve
ever had.
I had long straight hair in 6th grade.
It was way to hippie.
If you had a signature frame, what would you call it?
It would have something to do
with days of thunder, bloody
fingers, mopeds or terradactiles. .
Which other BMX team would you most like to challenge to a wrestling match?
G sport!! Andy’s vicious!
What’s your best move off of a
diving board?
I have a sweet twisting front flip,
I’m working on the gainer.
What trick have you always wanted
to see get done?
I just like to see people go fast and
be on the edge of crashing. Dialed
riders are boring. I’d like to see a
ice pick down a double kinker with
a long flat.
What is your spirit animal?
Radical danger hippo!
Why do people call Andy, "Butch?"
Cause when Andy had long hair he looked like a butch girl .I once
saw a drunk guy at Mardi Grais
try to kiss him.
What is your secret talent?
I’m good at throwing stuff at stuff.
What are your hobbies outside
of BMX?
I like mopeds, cars and motorcycles.
My fixed gear, junk, swimming,
parties.
Have you ever eaten something
out of a trash can? What was it?
How did it taste?
I’ve eaten lots of stuff out of trash
cans. I had some cold bratwurst
at a car show that was alright.
What is your most prized
possession?
My 1955 chevy wagon.
What was the most trouble you
ever got into in school?
I brought a knife to school and threatened kids not to tell the
teacher in preschool.
Do you personally know anyone
who has genitalia tattooed on
their body?
Jason Geller has a vagina on his
arm. It lets girls know that he’s the sensitive type.
If the entire Tree Team was dead
tired, in the van, hundreds of miles
away from home. Who would you
trust to drive all night to get you
home?
Andy with lots of red bull.
Who would be the first to fall asleep
at the wheel? Sam or me.
Tell me something funny about
one of your parents.
My parents met hitchhiking.
What are you going to name
your autobiography?
It will simply be a neon green
book with a picture of skeletons
having a barbeque.
How many times have you been
to the emergency room?
Four for myself. Another couple
of time with other people.
What is the strangest thing you have ever eaten?
A grasshopper.. It cut my lip with
its leg.
Who is your favorite fictional
character from any movie, book, television show, play, puppet
show, video game, etc?
The DUDE on the Big Labowski
What’s the worst job you have
ever had?
Caddying at a country club.
What is your favorite food?
Good french onion soup, hot wings.
What is your least favorite food? Vegetarian
Who is your celebrity crush?
Eugene Hutz
Have you ever been attacked by a
wild animal?
I was on a street ride once and got
dive bombed by a goose, right after
I had said I wasn’t scared of them.
I had to get off my bike and run
away.